Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other
> outside the operating room, the first surgeries of the day.
>
> The first kid leans over and asks,
> "What are you in here for?"
>
> The second kid says,
>
> "I'm getting my tonsils out, and I'm afraid."
>
> The first kid says,
> "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They
> put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and
> ice cream. It's a breeze."
>
>The second kid then asks,
> "What are you here for?"
>
>The first kid says,
>
>"Circumcision."
>
>
>"Whoa!" the second kid replies,
>
>"Good luck, buddy. I had that done when I was born.
>
> Couldn't walk for a year."
