Now Bantry Market, on fair day - first Friday in the month, is a place you can buy almost anything.
Ducks, chickens, a Jaunty Cart and a pony to go with it, shoes, clothing, old cast-iron pumps, books, assorted furniture, CDs, and loads more besides.
But.... Nowhere in Bantry, market or no market, can I buy large, wing-holding-on-sized elastic bands.
What do people here do to hold their wings on?
Maybe none of them are Angels, so they haven't got wings.
Maybe Angels don't use elastic bands.
Maybe there's a world shortage of elastic bands.
Should I watch the commodity market for signs of elastic prices springing up.
Perhaps that would be stretching a point.
(You knew that had to come in somewhere!)
So come on people... Where are all the wing-sized elastic bands?
Ron