Author Topic: A big box... (Read 47053 times)

mario · « **Reply #30 on:** April 26, 2012, 18:29:59 PM »

YES A BIG DOLL :lol:

:mrgreen:

Alan_Perse · « **Reply #31 on:** April 26, 2012, 20:07:20 PM »

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Happy Days · « **Reply #32 on:** April 26, 2012, 22:11:54 PM »

I’ve just come off the phone to my sister in England. She’s a retired psychiatrist.

I happened to mention about Fred and his ’New Arrival’. I told her how big Tina was, and that she came with ‘Attachments.’

My sister was amazed. She said that in 40 years of practice she'd never come across a case like it. She thought Fred is probably suffering from Extreme Sexual Compulsive Masochistic Tendencies, and that he is definitely a “Suitable case for treatment.”

She suggested he might benefit from counselling, but doubted he could ever be fully cured without chemical castration :shock:

I do hope he shows me how to finish my Mu28 wings before the men in white coats cart him off to the funny farm!

K.
(It's such a shame. He always seemed such a sensible fellow. I think I might have to give this hobby up in case it does the same thing to ME)

johnfireball · « **Reply #33 on:** April 27, 2012, 01:35:49 AM »

Awsome,
can you cut me one these Fred. A bit of helium and she fly like a dream.
John.

Fred · « **Reply #34 on:** April 27, 2012, 16:58:29 PM »

And I am the weirdo here?

Happy Days · « **Reply #35 on:** April 27, 2012, 17:07:13 PM »

Aren't you the weirdo everywhere?

:lol:

andrew wallace · « **Reply #36 on:** April 27, 2012, 20:53:03 PM »

wanna tell you a story
about a woman i know
when it comes to love
oh she steals the show
she aint exactly pretty
she ainat exactly small
42 39 56
you can say she's got it all

she's a whole lotta woman
she's a whole lotta ROSIE

billscottni · « **Reply #37 on:** April 27, 2012, 21:01:43 PM »

Showing your "aging rocker" side Andrew!!
Mind you, I recognised the lyrics at line 2!!!

Fred · « **Reply #38 on:** April 28, 2012, 19:12:53 PM »

AAhhh AC/DC

Alright, Tina is out of the box!
And she is way bigger than planned!! (seems that I have been upgraded

)
Final preparations and first test in about an hour...
I keep you posted

Keith, Patience!

billscottni · « **Reply #39 on:** April 28, 2012, 19:39:09 PM »

Remember safety first!! :twisted: She's been through a lot of hands on her journey to you!

Fred · « **Reply #40 on:** April 28, 2012, 22:05:03 PM »

Well, still alive with all my fingers and eyes! \

/
All good, just have to adjust the output power depending of the materials, and that's it

No photos, sorry, forgot my camera cable at home! :oops: Tomorrow!

So Keith, found out what it is yet?

Happy Days · « **Reply #41 on:** April 28, 2012, 22:12:35 PM »

Quote from: "Fred"

All good, just have to adjust the output power depending of the materials, and that's it

OH,...I get it! You've got the super delux model with battery powered vibrator :clap:

My word, you've certainly pushed the boat out for this one Fred!

K.

Fred · « **Reply #42 on:** April 28, 2012, 22:30:47 PM »

They are not vibrators!!
They are face massagers! :lol:

erwan · « **Reply #43 on:** April 29, 2012, 09:40:34 AM »

let there be rock

KeesBlokland · « **Reply #44 on:** April 29, 2012, 18:41:55 PM »

Quote from: "Fred"

Well, still alive with all my fingers and eyes! \/
All good, just have to adjust the output power depending of the materials, and that's it
No photos, sorry, forgot my camera cable at home! :oops: Tomorrow!

mmm, just a strange thought occurred to me, would she be able to work for foreigners too?
(I'm sure you ordered the special version with (Irish) green lights, but she might be able to shine her burning light on other parts too?)

Sort of like 'rent a las ' (things are getting dodgy now, better watch what I say)

Ah well, dream on, I'll have to make do with my own noisy version for now ;-)

News:

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